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Jan Brewer is a Tool of her own Scorpionhood

The only way an oily person like Jan Brewer, who sticks her finger in the face of the President of the United States to make some incredibly small and literally-minded point about herself, ever gets elected in the first place is because, like her, the majority of voters in the state of Arizona never graduated high school.

Saturn, next to Leo, across from the Winter Hexagon

One wintery moonless Tucson night, at the gravel driveway, a coyote flashed in the cold-white headlights, almost cardboard-cutout-y, looking bored, body following its head, down a few steps into the wash, waiting for those humans to disappear, through the automatic doors of their oil-heated and scrubbed adobe abode.

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